May 2013
croutoncat:
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
thatisalargebaby:
teenage girls are fucking mocked for liking things that are marketed towards them and for them then when theyre sick of being shit on for that and try to like things not specifically “for them” they get shit on for “pretending” and they cant win at all its a lose lose situation being a teenage girl
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the-vashta-nerada:
hey bro
bro
broski
brosicle
broseidon, god of the brocean
brotato chip
brotein shake
brosef stalin
barack brobama
teddy brosevelt
don quibrote
adrien brody
gallilebro gallilei
napoleon bronaparte
brobo cop
leonardo dicapribro
broseph mengele
bro nye the science guy
selena bromez
broey deschanel
bro dimaggio
wolfgang amadaeus brozart
brohemian rhapsody
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pau1y:
what if 911 called you
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if i was money i would be at least $13
sushiandpie:
phantoms4evr:
janetdevlinoffic:
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black...
internetexplorers:
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
take a body to water, take a body to tundra:... →
pizzaforpresident:
jaclcfrost:
avatargrimes:
jaclcfrost:
chiptunehero:
jaclcfrost:
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so…
lvysaur:
sluttyoliveoil:
lvysaur:
lvysaur:
when i say peeka you say boo
peeka
chu
shut the fuck up
homosexaul:
being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
