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pau1y: what if 911 called you
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internetexplorers: we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
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pizzaforpresident: jaclcfrost: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother peter pot peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan and this is probably why no one talks about him peter pot is so…
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homosexaul: being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot